Today we were trying to get everything together to close on the condo that I’m buying on Monday. Everything was ok on our end, but there were some big screw ups with the seller and my mom was on the phone with the lender, the realtor, and the seller all day trying to work it out. She was talking to the lender and he was saying that he felt bad that things had gotten so messed up. My mom responded with this:

“Well I wish I would have known about this earlier because I would have had two feet in somebody’s ass by now!”

That’s why I love my mom.