Armed burglars demand eggbeater

Now that’s a headline!

I just came across this news item while browsing stories on my Mobile News iPhone App. It comes to us from TampaBayOnline

TAMPA – It must be one special eggbeater.

That was the loot two men demanded after entering a home in Plant City, one brandishing a pistol and the other holding a knife to the resident’s throat, the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office said.

The two men face charges of armed burglary of a dwelling after being caught outside the home on State Road 60 in Plant City about 4:25 a.m. Sunday, the sheriff’s office said.

Deputies arrested Robert Eugene Thompson, of 2211 Holloman Road, Plant City, and Taurus Deshane Morris, of 5852 Odom Road, Lakeland.

Besides the burglary charge, Thompson faces a charge of aggravated assault.

The sheriff’s office said the two men entered the home about 3:35 a.m. Thompson armed himself with a folding knife while Morris held a chrome pistol, arrest reports said.

Thompson held the knife against the victim’s neck and demanded the metal eggbeater, which was found in his left back pocket when he was arrested, the sheriff’s office said.

Thompson and Morris are being held in Orient Road Jail with no bail.

People do some crazy stuff, but this is really spectacular. The very idea that these two face burglary and aggravated assault charges because they just had to have an eggbeater is really astounding to me.

This story was even a bit reminiscent of an old item from the primordial Trashwire about a news story with the headline “Meat juice leads to stolen property”.

Ghost of Elvis… on the moon!

I have been idly browsing the internet for hours today and I’ve just arrived at the point where your brain seems to switch off, which also happens to be the perfect time for a great discovery like this image from ghost-pictures.com.

Yeah, that’s right. The team of “ghost hunters” at this site claim to offer “ghosts where other ghost hunters can only find dirty washing!” When I saw this image of Elvis Presley’s ghost on the moon, I simply had to share with the world.

I never thought the day would come when I would get to use the words Elvis, ghosts, and moon in the same sentence.

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Obama Commemorative Plate

Looking for the perfect holiday gift for that special member of the liberal elite on your list? Well why not try this spectacularly tacky Obama commemorative plate.

My friend Neil sent me the link to this video and I spent the first 30 seconds trying to decide whether it was real or a mockery from some sketch comedy show. Sadly, it seems that it IS real.

There are really no words to describe it. Just watch this and enjoy…