It’s too bad The Expendables isn’t billed as a comedy, because it’s one of the funniest movies I’ve seen all year. Imagine if Tommy Wiseau was picked to write and directThe A-Team, but at the last second, they couldn’t secure the rights, so they had to make a low-budget rip off with aging action heroes. Yep, that’s The Expendables….
Just posted this on the Trashwire Blog but felt like it deserved to be up here too because it is one of my favorite things ever.
Why does M. Night Shyamalan get to keep making movies?
Trey Parker once sang, “Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?” and after seeing The Happening on DVD, I’m beginning to think the same thing about M. Night Shyamalan.
Once the brilliant young newcomer, Shyamalan’s talent seems to have completely dissipated, leaving only ego and self-importance. Like the Kanye West of cinema, he seems to believe that every film he’s made since 1999’s The Sixth Sense is the greatest thing ever to grace the screen and those who criticize or question his work are simply unworthy of his genius….
In 2007, there was an Anna Nicole Smith biopic that starred Willa Ford as the buxom blonde. Well it seems that it will never actually see the light of day… but that someone has found a copy and cut together the best few minutes. Let me warn you, this might explode your mind with it’s unthinkable awfulness.