South Park iPhone App rejected by Apple

Just checked my Google alerts when I saw this little piece…

The creators of the hit Comedy Central series “South Park” have announced that Apple rejected their proposed iPhone application that would have allowed fans to watch episodes for free on their phones.

The application was announced last October and was submitted to Apple a couple of times for approval, according to Matt Stone and Trey Parker on their SouthParkStudios.com site. However, they reported, Apple rejected it as “potentially offensive.”

According to Parker and Stone, Apple told them the standards would evolve, citing that when iTunes first launched it didn’t sell any music with explicit lyrics.

Several bloggers speculated the move had less to do with content and more to do with profit, as uncensored “South Park” episodes are sold at the iTunes store for $1.99 each.

Source: Home Media Magazine

I love Apple, but I think it licks balls that the good people at South Park wanted to give us the gift of their dirty little show for free and Apple cockblocked the idea! I also love that they cited the “potentially offensive” nature of the show as the reason. Yes, because apparently you can’t buy anything offensive on iTunes, not “Freak-a-leek” or any of the other graphic songs out there. Oh wait, you totally CAN buy those things on iTunes… BUY being the operative word there. How lame! Give us free South Park or at least make a web browser that can play videos and handle flash so we can watch it off southparkstudios.com!

WordPress for iPhone

The WordPress App for iPhone was just launched today and this is my first post using it. I’m sure there will be lots more as I’ve been searching for a way to blog from my phone for a while now.

Du-Diaper baby with a huge knife

A shot of our new “Du-Diaper” Baby in the office

Charlie Rose sacrifices face for MacBook Air

This isn’t exactly news, but on March 17th, Charlie Rose appeared on his show with a pretty noticeable black eye.

Charlie Rose has a black eye

Techcrunch solved the mystery by asking the show’s producers:

Rose tripped in a pothole while walking on 59th Street in Manhattan. He was carrying a newly purchased MacBook Air and made a quick (but ultimately flawed) decision while falling: sacrifice the face, protect the computer. “In doing so, he pretty much hit the pavement face first, unfortunately,”

This proves that people would rather smash up their own faces than try to wrestle with Apple’s warranty policies… but unfortunately it does nothing to confirm the existence of an Old Man Fight Club.