I’ll put up a quote, you tell me who said it and in what show.
“Ah see, ‘Dutch girls must be punished for having big boobs.’ Now you do not punish someone, Dutch or otherwise, for having big boobs.”
Now it’s up to you. Who said this hilarious line and what show is it from?
We were trying to call my grandma tonight and we kept getting no answer on her phone. Finally, we got a little worried and we called the front desk at her senior living building. The woman at the front desk told us that she was fine and that…
“She’s in the corner playing beans.”
Good stuff.
I just saw this headline on the news:
“New York says New Jersey may be to blame for foul smell.”
Awesome.
My mom recently said these things and I thought they were funny. I’ve been saving up these little Pat Sue gems for months and now, here they are:
“You’re too old! Take your support hose and get the fuck out of here!”
on Madonna
“Right on for terra-cotta.”
on it being a “green process” as featured on Dirty Jobs.
“I’ll do a lot, but I won’t do experimental.”
on different genres of film.
“Online gambling is the heroin of our time.”
I heard a woman on the E! THS Investigates special say this. The special was about the positive and negative values of the internet. Because it was E!, they tried to make it all sound as interesting and scandalous as possible. This woman talked about how she was addicted to online gambling and how it ruined her life. The story was kind of boring, she pissed all her family’s money away and now she feels bad about it, but then she dropped this little gem into the interview.
My question was this: isn’t heroin the heroin of our time? It’s not like heroin suddenly disappeared and now people are addicted to online gambling instead. You don’t see grunge musicians nodding out after a night of online gambling. Nicole Richie isn’t getting arrested for posession of online gambling materials. Heroin is still very much around and I refuse to think that online gambling is somehow on the same level.