“A hippie grabbed my chest!”

Boulder’s Daily Camera ran the greatest news story in months today!

It’s about a guy who assaulted a woman, then got naked, fled the scene and claimed he had no memory of the event.

Here’s a few highlights…

Disselhorst, whom the victim described as a “hippie” wearing a tie-dye shirt, khaki shorts and Chicago Bears Crocs, came to her window, grabbed her chest and asked, “Do you like that, (expletive)?” police reported.

When several drivers pulled over to help, police said, Disselhorst stripped his clothes and fled the scene.

I just like that this dude’s excuse is that he doesn’t remember. Does he think no one has ever tried that lie before? I also love that there is probably a police report somewhere that contains the phrase “a hippie grabbed my chest!”

I’m a “local lady blogger you should know”

I was featured on a list of Denver bloggers on Examiner.com.

My personal blog, “Don’t You Talk Ugly to Me”, made the list along with a mention of Trashwire! Awesome!

Here’s what they had to say about yours truly:

* ‘Don’t You Talk Ugly to Me!’

This blog contains the thoughts and ramblings of Denver gal Alexis Gentry, the creator and editor of Trashwire.com, a pop culture Web site. Gentry is a George Washington University grad who works for the Colorado Film Commission. From super local to national happenings, ‘Don’t You Talk Ugly to Me!’ will fulfill your craving for celeb gossip/news in an ironically not-so-trashy way.

Check out the whole list on Examiner.com

“This is so tits!”

Diablo Cody posted this on her Twitter today:
Diablo Cody uses 'tits' as an adjective
Which reminded me of this:

Trey Parker and Matt Stone have been using “tits” as an adjective since episode 402 of South Park over 8 years ago.

It seems that many people are using “tits” as an adjective these days. In fact, if you check out Jesse Blaze Snider’s MySpace page he talks about how much he loves South Park and states that the show is “totally tits.”

I think it’s rad that something like this is becoming popular. In fact, it’s “big fat Oprah tits” that people are finally starting to use this South Park phrase.

I love Bret and Jemaine of Flight of the Conchords!

I’m going to be writing a review this weekend, but for now, here’s some pics from the Flight of the Conchords show in Denver.

The guys were totally gorgeous and really friendly! They even signed my CD. I told Bret about how I quit my job today, so he wrote, “Congrats on leaving your job. now you can start a band.”