“This is so tits!”

Diablo Cody posted this on her Twitter today:
Diablo Cody uses 'tits' as an adjective
Which reminded me of this:

Trey Parker and Matt Stone have been using “tits” as an adjective since episode 402 of South Park over 8 years ago.

It seems that many people are using “tits” as an adjective these days. In fact, if you check out Jesse Blaze Snider’s MySpace page he talks about how much he loves South Park and states that the show is “totally tits.”

I think it’s rad that something like this is becoming popular. In fact, it’s “big fat Oprah tits” that people are finally starting to use this South Park phrase.

WeakTwin.com

I have a little side project/hobby that I’ve been working on for a couple months now called WeakTwin.com. It’s a blog where I post pictures of celebrities who look like the lesser versions, or weak twins, of other celebrities.

Today I had a post that involved two of my favorite trashy pop culture figures, Heidi Montag and Chris Crocker. I just couldn’t resist reposting it here.

Chris Crocker is Heidi Montag’s Weak Twin

Chris Crocker with his porn star boy toy Cameron MichaelsHeidi and Spencer with Alexis Gentry from Trashwire in DC

Chris “Leave Britney Alone!” Crocker and his friend, porn star Cameron Michaels, hit Robertson Blvd. looking a lot like another pop culture couple we know. I always thought Chris Crocker looked a bit like Heidi Montag, but this only confirms it. Now if only his boy toy would grow a creepy flesh-colored beard.

Chris Crocker with porn star Cameron MichaelsHeidi Montag

You can see the original post on WeakTwin.com and check out more celebrity weak twins.

Do you like reality tv?

If you do, Trashwire has a brand new blog just for you!

Inspired by all the positive response to our Big Brother Blog, Alexis recently started TheTVGeek.com, a brand new companion blog to Trashwire that will focus on reality tv.

Don’t expect to see coverage of the huge juggernaut shows like American Idol or Survivor here. This blog will cover some some of the best guilty pleasure shows on TV as well as some smaller shows you might have missed.

Want to know who got kicked off Celebracadabra? Looking for behind the scenes clips from American Gladiators? Alexis will also keep you informed with reality updates and video clips from your favorite shows.
Here’s an example post from TheTVGeek

RuPaul’s Drag Race will air on Logo

It seems that RuPaul will be hosting his very own America’s Next Top Model type show for drag queens. Here’s some info from RuPaulsDragRace.com:

Drag is an art. Be it good or bad, sloppy or skillful, we love a man in a wig. That’s why LOGO and renowned drag performer Rupaul have decided to team up to host a drag competition where we’ll eventually be crowning the #1 Queen in the country!

I thin it sounds like a great idea. Miss Jay from America’s Next Top Model wishes he was a “fierce” as RuPaul and Tyra Banks has always reminded me of a drag queen, so it’s only fitting that one of the best drag queens of all time is going to be the Tyra on this new twist to ANTM. Check out the contestants and vote for your favorite on RuPaulsDragRace.com

Check out TheTVGeek.com or contact Alexis if you are interested in being a contributor to TheTVGeek.

American Gladiators f-ing rules!

Tonight’s two hour episode of American Gladiators was off the friggin hook!


Wolf was in rare form, which you know I love, and one of the female contestants was so crazy amped that it was like Cheri Oteri in an SNL sketch. The woman was a former Air Force chick from Colorado (of course she’s from my home state!) with some serious anger management issues. Every time they cut to her kids, they looked terrified and were probably thinking, “Mom’s had a few too many Red Bulls.” During one intro interview with Leila Ali, she screamed one of the greatest quotes I’ve ever heard on network tv:

“Some girls like puppy dogs and pink bows, I like speed and violence, baby!”

Anyway, until I can get a clip from tonight’s episode, here’s a behind-the-scenes clip featuring my favorite Gladiator ever, Wolf, talking about how he likes to mind f*ck the contestants.


Remember that Anna Nicole biopic?

In 2007, there was an Anna Nicole Smith biopic that starred Willa Ford as the buxom blonde. Well it seems that it will never actually see the light of day… but that someone has found a copy and cut together the best few minutes. Let me warn you, this might explode your mind with it’s unthinkable awfulness.