I know there are some of you out there who still haven’t taken the world famous Trashwire.com Bad Movie Quiz. You can take it any time at the Trashwire forum (trashwire.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2). I can’t wait to hear what you guys pick for the best bad movie of all time.
Category: IMHO
Parallels blows my mind.
If you’re not a Mac user or a bit of a geek, you probably won’t care about this post. You can amuse yourself elsewhere, perhaps by reading my comments about VH1’s new reality series, I Love New York. If you are a Mac user or a geek, then stick around.
I got a MacBook about four months ago and I loved it right away. For one, it looks cool and the glossy screen produces some really beautiful images. It’s also thin and portable and the battery lasts a lot longer than my other laptops. My very first computer was a Mac (a Performa 575 way back in 1993) and I’ve liked their operating systems ever since. While there was a long period in middle school and high school when I had PCs, I switched back to Mac in college and got an iBook. It was a great computer, incredibly light and portable, so I took to to class with me and used it constantly. It was also affordable thanks to Apple’s educational discount. The only problem with my little iBook was that there were some programs I just couldn’t run on the Mac OS. Our school would give us software for classes, have us access and download things online, or use files and applications that were for Windows only and either involved a zillion steps and extra money to run on a Mac, or were just plain out of bounds to Mac users.
When I heard that the new Mac laptops with Intel chips were going to be able to run Windows, I was intrigued. Macs have been running Windows for years through the use of programs like VirtualPC, but all the reports were saying that with the new Intel Macs, you could run Windows without some of the limits of those programs. I started hearing a lot about Parallels Desktop, an application that let Mac users run both the Mac OS and Windows at the same time and switch back and forth between the two. I was way psyched. The program I use to edit Trashwire.com is only available for Windows, so anything that let me run that from my new MacBook was right up my alley.
I got Parallels and installed it and Windows XP. From the second I accessed Windows and saw that familiar Start Menu at the bottom of the screen, I was excited. I played around with Parallels and switched between the windowed mode and the full-screen mode, which makes your Mac desktop look like any PC desktop. It was super cool. My PC programs all worked with ease and I could share files between my Mac and Windows through shared folders.
I was convinced that Parallels was already one of the coolest things I’d ever seen when I picked up a copy of Macworld and saw that there was a new improvement in the works for the already amazing software. With the new beta, you can now run Windows in Coherence Mode. In this mode, you don’t even have to switch back and forth between the two operatins systems, it puts open Windows applications and folders right in with your Mac applications and folders. This means that I can have an open window with my sitebuilder application right next to my open Mac web browser and I can even drag and drop things between them. This is awesome because it eliminates the need for shared folders. I can just open the folder I want in Windows and drop something right in from my Mac. No more moving the file to a shared folder, switching to Windows, moving the file from the shared folder and then using it. I takes way less time and creates way less clutter.
The whole thing is amazing to me and I’m convinced the people who make Parallels must be aliens or people from the future or something. Why hasn’t anyone made things this easy before? There was an episode of South Park where Randy was tring to explain the Wal-Mart business model to Stan and he said, “It’s simple economics, son. I don’t understand it at all…but…God I love it!” That’s the way I feel about Parallels. I have no idea how it works, but damn am I happy that it does work. If I had to pick my favorite technological breakthrough of 2006, I’d pick Parallels Desktop for giving me the ability to have the computer I really want and not panic about limited applications for its operating system. I hate to sound like a Mac whore, but now that there’s Parallels, why would anyone ever want to buy a PC again?
Pleasant surprise
I recently saw Click, the Adam Sandler movie, and Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, which stars Will Ferrell. Both look like they’d be dumb comedies, but I found myself laughing my ass off during a bunch of scenes. I liked Talladega Nights more than Click, but I was actually rather surprised at how good they both were. Click had some really funny lines and a great Nick Swardson cameo that I was absolutely giddy about, but there were also points when it got overly dramatic and lost the comedic edge. Talladega Nights was probably a dumb script, but the performances by Ferrell along with co-stars John C. Reilly, Sacha Baron Cohen, and appearances from the likes of Molly Shannon, Michael Clarke Duncan, David Koechner, and Gary Cole made this movie really enjoyable. Anyway, just thought I’d post that.
Quote of the day
“Online gambling is the heroin of our time.”
I heard a woman on the E! THS Investigates special say this. The special was about the positive and negative values of the internet. Because it was E!, they tried to make it all sound as interesting and scandalous as possible. This woman talked about how she was addicted to online gambling and how it ruined her life. The story was kind of boring, she pissed all her family’s money away and now she feels bad about it, but then she dropped this little gem into the interview.
My question was this: isn’t heroin the heroin of our time? It’s not like heroin suddenly disappeared and now people are addicted to online gambling instead. You don’t see grunge musicians nodding out after a night of online gambling. Nicole Richie isn’t getting arrested for posession of online gambling materials. Heroin is still very much around and I refuse to think that online gambling is somehow on the same level.
The first post of ’07
I’m in the process of revamping all the blogs that are associated with Trashwire, and that includes my blog. I know a lot of you will probably ask, “Just how many blogs does one person need?!” and the answer to that question is… 42. While I don’t actually have 42 blogs, I do have a lot of free time and no patience. This means that I start a blog, I write a few things and then I start a new blog for other ideas I might have that don’t really fit in to the initial blog. In my case, I started a blog via Blogger and got a little bored with the visual style of it, so I branched out and started a WordPress blog via my personal site, AlexisGentry.net. I have no idea how many people will read it, but I’m going to start jotting down my ideas, links to funny sites that I find, quick reviews of movies or TV shows, and other thoughts that pop into my head during the way while I’m bored at work.