<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>&#34;Don&#039;t You Talk Ugly to Me!&#34; &#187; web video</title>
	<atom:link href="http://alexisgentry.net/blog/index.php/tag/web-video/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://alexisgentry.net/blog</link>
	<description>Alexis Gentry&#039;s Blog</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2011 16:56:26 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2</generator>
		<item>
		<title>Smooth Criminal goes classical</title>
		<link>http://alexisgentry.net/blog/index.php/2011/01/31/smooth-criminal-goes-classical/</link>
		<comments>http://alexisgentry.net/blog/index.php/2011/01/31/smooth-criminal-goes-classical/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Jan 2011 22:39:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alexis</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Michael Jackson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Twitter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[web video]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://alexisgentry.net/blog/?p=976</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[My friend Allen Klosowski knows how much I love Michael Jackson, so he tweeted me a link to this video this morning and now I feel the need to share it through every possible social media channel. These two dudes, Stjepan Hauser and Luka Sulic, play Smooth Criminal in a epic cello battle. Definitely check [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My friend <a href="http://twitter.com/TheBigKlosowski" target="_blank">Allen Klosowski</a> knows how much I love Michael Jackson, so he tweeted me a link to this video this morning and now I feel the need to share it through every possible social media channel. These two dudes, Stjepan Hauser and Luka Sulic, play Smooth Criminal in a epic cello battle. Definitely check this out!</p>
<p><iframe title="YouTube video player" class="youtube-player" type="text/html" width="400" height="255" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/OlVbEclPj4c" frameborder="0" allowFullScreen></iframe></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://alexisgentry.net/blog/index.php/2011/01/31/smooth-criminal-goes-classical/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>I am in love with the SING video</title>
		<link>http://alexisgentry.net/blog/index.php/2010/11/19/i-am-in-love-with-the-sing-video/</link>
		<comments>http://alexisgentry.net/blog/index.php/2010/11/19/i-am-in-love-with-the-sing-video/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Nov 2010 20:48:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alexis</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[IMHO]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[On my mind]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Frank Iero]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gerard Way]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mikey Way]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[music video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[My Chemical Romance]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ray Toro]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[web video]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://alexisgentry.net/blog/?p=836</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The latest My Chemical Romance video is up on Youtube now and it&#8217;s stunning. If this video was a dude, I&#8217;d marry it. Visually, I love the blue tone and the way the light overwhelms the frame at times. On the performance side, the guys do some acting and it&#8217;s more like a short film, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://alexisgentry.net/blog/index.php/2010/11/19/i-am-in-love-with-the-sing-video/"><img class="size-full wp-image-838 alignnone" title="My Chemical Romance SING music video" src="http://alexisgentry.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/sing.jpg" alt="Gerard Way in My Chemical Romance's SING video" width="410" height="220" /></a></p>
<p>The latest My Chemical Romance video is up on Youtube now and it&#8217;s stunning. If this video was a dude, I&#8217;d marry it. Visually, I love the blue tone and the way the light overwhelms the frame at times. On the performance side, the guys do some acting and it&#8217;s more like a short film, telling a real story, than a music video. I have loved everything with this new record and I can&#8217;t wait until it comes out on the 22nd.</p>
<p>Check out the video after the jump. (I&#8217;d recommend watching it in full screen.)<span id="more-836"></span></p>
<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="410" height="350" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hTgnDLWeeaM&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;version=3" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="410" height="350" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hTgnDLWeeaM&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;version=3" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://alexisgentry.net/blog/index.php/2010/11/19/i-am-in-love-with-the-sing-video/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Why I love Mel Brooks</title>
		<link>http://alexisgentry.net/blog/index.php/2010/04/22/why-i-love-mel-brooks/</link>
		<comments>http://alexisgentry.net/blog/index.php/2010/04/22/why-i-love-mel-brooks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Apr 2010 20:16:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alexis</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Notable Quotes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[film]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[High Anxiety]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mel Brooks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[movies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[web video]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://alexisgentry.net/blog/?p=635</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Variety published a great little article about Mel Brooks today&#8230; Mel Brooks: The king of comedy &#8211; Entertainment News, Profile in Excellence: Mel Brooks, Media Thanks to &#8220;The Producers,&#8221; &#8220;Blazing Saddles,&#8221; &#8220;Young Frankenstein,&#8221; &#8220;High Anxiety&#8221; and a slew of other movie, stage, TV and album hits, Mel Brooks&#8217; prominent place in the pantheon of comedy [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Variety published a great little article about Mel Brooks today&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p><img class="alignleft" style="margin: 5px;" title="Mel Brooks, King of Comedy" src="http://external.ak.fbcdn.net/safe_image.php?d=3dfd042c35ae5e5e599b31b3956433bb&amp;w=130&amp;h=130&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fa330.g.akamai.net%2F7%2F330%2F23382%2F20100421210854%2Fwww.variety.com%2Fgraphics%2Fphotos%2F_storypics%2FMelBrooks_400.jpg" alt="" width="156" height="63" align="left" /><strong>Mel Brooks: The king of comedy &#8211; Entertainment News, Profile in Excellence: Mel Brooks, Media</strong></p>
<p>Thanks to &#8220;The Producers,&#8221; &#8220;Blazing Saddles,&#8221; &#8220;Young Frankenstein,&#8221; &#8220;High Anxiety&#8221; and a slew of other movie, stage, TV and album hits, Mel Brooks&#8217; prominent place in the pantheon of comedy stars is assured. &#8230; <a href="http://bit.ly/cq7dNO" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/cq7dNO</a></p></blockquote>
<p>Which instantly reminded me of my favorite scenes from my favorite Brooks film, <em><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_Anxiety" target="_blank">High Anxiety</a></em>.</p>
<p>&#8220;Oooh, &#8216;xiety! It&#8217;s you&#8230; that I blame!&#8221;<br />
<object width="445" height="364"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ki_UcRmELvs&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0x402061&#038;color2=0x9461ca&#038;border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ki_UcRmELvs&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0x402061&#038;color2=0x9461ca&#038;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"></embed></object></p>
<p>&#8220;I am not going to listen to any more of this, I mean, I&#8217;ve *had* just about enough!&#8221;<br />
<object width="445" height="364"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nerOAryk8H4&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0x402061&#038;color2=0x9461ca&#038;border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nerOAryk8H4&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0x402061&#038;color2=0x9461ca&#038;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"></embed></object></p>
<p>The <em>Psycho</em> shower scene is my absolute fave, but embedding is disabled on YouTube, so you&#8217;ll have to watch it there. It starts about 4:40 in. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTyHPh-9kD8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTyHPh-9kD8</a></p>
<p>I used to watch this movie all the time when I was in elementary school and practically memorized it. I would estimate that I&#8217;ve seen it over 100 times.</p>
<p>A few more after the jump&#8230;<br />
<span id="more-635"></span></p>
<p>&#8220;If you love me baby, tell me loud!&#8221;<br />
<object width="445" height="364"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/n-c1ot0BuvA&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0x402061&#038;color2=0x9461ca&#038;border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/n-c1ot0BuvA&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0x402061&#038;color2=0x9461ca&#038;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"></embed></object></p>
<p>&#8220;Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup.&#8221;<br />
<object width="445" height="364"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lpmwTpeQL5A&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0x402061&#038;color2=0x9461ca&#038;border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lpmwTpeQL5A&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0x402061&#038;color2=0x9461ca&#038;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"></embed></object></p>
<p>&#8220;Too much bondage! Too much bondage! Not enough discipline!&#8221;<br />
<object width="445" height="364"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-u1jtxkgEdQ&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0x402061&#038;color2=0x9461ca&#038;border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-u1jtxkgEdQ&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0x402061&#038;color2=0x9461ca&#038;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"></embed></object></p>
<p>The Birds parody<br />
<object width="445" height="364"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zPcdVdE7rfk&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0x402061&#038;color2=0x9461ca&#038;border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zPcdVdE7rfk&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0x402061&#038;color2=0x9461ca&#038;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"></embed></object></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://alexisgentry.net/blog/index.php/2010/04/22/why-i-love-mel-brooks/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Balls Talk with Steve Nash and Robin Lopez</title>
		<link>http://alexisgentry.net/blog/index.php/2010/03/16/balls-talk-with-steve-nash-and-robin-lopez/</link>
		<comments>http://alexisgentry.net/blog/index.php/2010/03/16/balls-talk-with-steve-nash-and-robin-lopez/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 22:07:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alexis</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Other]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[WTF?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Robin Lopez]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Steve Nash]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Suns]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[web video]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://alexisgentry.net/blog/?p=614</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object width="450" height="315"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-JUtgjSl2zs&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0x402061&#038;color2=0x9461ca&#038;border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-JUtgjSl2zs&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0x402061&#038;color2=0x9461ca&#038;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="450" height="315"></embed></object></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://alexisgentry.net/blog/index.php/2010/03/16/balls-talk-with-steve-nash-and-robin-lopez/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Cat on a hovercraft</title>
		<link>http://alexisgentry.net/blog/index.php/2010/01/15/cat-on-a-hovercraft/</link>
		<comments>http://alexisgentry.net/blog/index.php/2010/01/15/cat-on-a-hovercraft/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 20:55:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alexis</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Other]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[WTF?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dog]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny or Die]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Roomba]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[web video]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://alexisgentry.net/blog/?p=553</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This cat has harnessed the power of technology to fight this dog. Cat On A Hovercraft! &#8211; watch more funny videos]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This cat has harnessed the power of technology to fight this dog.</p>
<p><object width="450" height="370" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_8452a57434"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=8452a57434&#038;vert=funnyordie_co_uk" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed width="450" height="370" flashvars="key=8452a57434&#038;vert=funnyordie_co_uk" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_8452a57434" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object>
<div style="text-align:left;font-size:x-small;margin-top:0;width:450px;"><a href="http://www.funnyordie.co.uk/videos/8452a57434/cat-on-a-hovercraft" title="from thenetwerk">Cat On A Hovercraft!</a> &#8211; watch more <a href="http://www.funnyordie.co.uk/" title="on Funny or Die UK">funny videos</a></div>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://alexisgentry.net/blog/index.php/2010/01/15/cat-on-a-hovercraft/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>How to dial a telephone</title>
		<link>http://alexisgentry.net/blog/index.php/2009/11/28/how-to-dial-a-telephone/</link>
		<comments>http://alexisgentry.net/blog/index.php/2009/11/28/how-to-dial-a-telephone/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 06:07:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alexis</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Other]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[classic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[old]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[technology]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vintage]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[web video]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://alexisgentry.net/blog/?p=462</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object width="445" height="364"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CIDw75mUl6c&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0x402061&#038;color2=0x9461ca&#038;border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CIDw75mUl6c&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0x402061&#038;color2=0x9461ca&#038;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"></embed></object></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://alexisgentry.net/blog/index.php/2009/11/28/how-to-dial-a-telephone/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Stephen Merchant + Russell Brand = happy Alexis</title>
		<link>http://alexisgentry.net/blog/index.php/2009/09/30/stephen-merchant-russell-brand/</link>
		<comments>http://alexisgentry.net/blog/index.php/2009/09/30/stephen-merchant-russell-brand/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 20:54:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alexis</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Other]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Russell Brand]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stephen Merchant]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[web video]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://alexisgentry.net/blog/?p=419</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object width="445" height="364"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/inNv1AJTuKY&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0x402061&#038;color2=0x9461ca&#038;border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/inNv1AJTuKY&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0x402061&#038;color2=0x9461ca&#038;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"></embed></object></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://alexisgentry.net/blog/index.php/2009/09/30/stephen-merchant-russell-brand/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>&#8220;Happy Birthday Lisa&#8221; by the REAL Michael Jackson</title>
		<link>http://alexisgentry.net/blog/index.php/2009/09/28/happy-birthday-lisa-by-the-real-michael-jackson/</link>
		<comments>http://alexisgentry.net/blog/index.php/2009/09/28/happy-birthday-lisa-by-the-real-michael-jackson/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 20:45:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alexis</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Notable Quotes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[On my mind]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Michael Jackson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Simpsons]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tv]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[web video]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://alexisgentry.net/blog/?p=416</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Do you remember the time (couldn&#8217;t resist!) when Michael Jackson did a voice on The Simpsons? Remember how everyone was excited to hear him sing &#8220;Happy Birthday Lisa&#8221; on the show, but he wasn&#8217;t allowed to because of contract restrictions so they had a sound-alike do it? Well now, thanks to YouTube, we have a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do you remember the time (couldn&#8217;t resist!) when Michael Jackson did a voice on The Simpsons? Remember how everyone was excited to hear him sing &#8220;Happy Birthday Lisa&#8221; on the show, but he wasn&#8217;t allowed to because of contract restrictions so they had a sound-alike do it? Well now, thanks to YouTube, we have a version of the song by the REAL Michael Jackson. Check it out!</p>
<p><object width="445" height="364"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1wxwYspOwQc&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0x402061&#038;color2=0x9461ca&#038;border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1wxwYspOwQc&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0x402061&#038;color2=0x9461ca&#038;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"></embed></object></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://alexisgentry.net/blog/index.php/2009/09/28/happy-birthday-lisa-by-the-real-michael-jackson/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Clark and Michael</title>
		<link>http://alexisgentry.net/blog/index.php/2009/09/08/clark-and-michael/</link>
		<comments>http://alexisgentry.net/blog/index.php/2009/09/08/clark-and-michael/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 18:07:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alexis</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[On my mind]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[CBS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Clark Duke]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ClarkandMichael]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Michael Cera]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[web video]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://alexisgentry.net/blog/?p=395</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If you haven&#8217;t watched this, we can&#8217;t be friends.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you haven&#8217;t watched this, we can&#8217;t be friends.</p>
<p><object width="445" height="364"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/z6mvUkFFVJQ&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0x402061&#038;color2=0x9461ca&#038;border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/z6mvUkFFVJQ&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0x402061&#038;color2=0x9461ca&#038;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"></embed></object></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://alexisgentry.net/blog/index.php/2009/09/08/clark-and-michael/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>My thoughts on StarburyTV</title>
		<link>http://alexisgentry.net/blog/index.php/2009/08/01/my-thoughts-on-starburytv/</link>
		<comments>http://alexisgentry.net/blog/index.php/2009/08/01/my-thoughts-on-starburytv/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2009 07:55:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alexis</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[I'm just sayin']]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Notable Quotes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[WTF?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[NBA]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Seinfeld]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[StarburyTV]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stephon Marbury]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[web video]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://alexisgentry.net/blog/?p=375</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If you haven&#8217;t seen Stephon Marbury&#8217;s 24/7 live internet reality show StarburyTV then you&#8217;ll probably have no idea what I&#8217;m talking about in this post. But before you scroll down or close this tab on your browser, let me just say that it is one of the most bizarre, fascinating and oddly entertaining things I&#8217;ve [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you haven&#8217;t seen Stephon Marbury&#8217;s <a href="http://justin.tv/starburytv" target="_blank">24/7 live internet reality show StarburyTV</a> then you&#8217;ll probably have no idea what I&#8217;m talking about in this post. But before you scroll down or close this tab on your browser, let me just say that it is one of the most bizarre, fascinating and oddly entertaining things I&#8217;ve ever watched. It&#8217;s almost like the first time I saw &#8220;Trapped in the Closet&#8221; and couldn&#8217;t really think of a way to explain it to my friends. It&#8217;s really just something you have to see to understand. </p>
<p>Anyway, there&#8217;s all kinds of debate raging on Twitter and other sites as to weather Marbury&#8217;s just an out of work athlete who&#8217;s fueling some kind of ego-driven desire for attention or a completely insane person who&#8217;s having a mental breakdown live via webcam. I won&#8217;t weigh in either way because, honestly, I&#8217;m not really sure. </p>
<p>After checking out the &#8220;show&#8221; for about an hour today, the only way I could describe it was with a quote from <em>Seinfeld</em>. In the episode &#8220;The Letter&#8221; a snobby older couple analyzes the portrait of Kramer saying&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p>
&#8220;I sense great vulnerability. A man-child crying out for love. An innocent orphan in the post-modern world.&#8221;<br />
&#8220;I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges.&#8221;<br />
&#8220;His struggle is man&#8217;s struggle. He lifts my spirit.&#8221;<br />
&#8220;He is a loathesome, offensive brute. Yet I can&#8217;t look away.&#8221;<br />
&#8220;He transcends time and space.&#8221;<br />
&#8220;He sickens me.&#8221;<br />
&#8220;I love it.&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Me too.&#8221;
</p></blockquote>
<p>Skip forward to 1:30 on this video:<br />
<object width="445" height="364"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Sp3yCycv-EI&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0&#038;color1=0x402061&#038;color2=0x9461ca&#038;border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Sp3yCycv-EI&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0&#038;color1=0x402061&#038;color2=0x9461ca&#038;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"></embed></object></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://alexisgentry.net/blog/index.php/2009/08/01/my-thoughts-on-starburytv/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>

