Today’s the last day of 2009 and I, for one, can’t wait until it’s over. Aside from the bad economy, 2009 also brought us such unwelcome gifts as Balloon Boy, H1N1, Kanye’s VMA outburst, and celebrity deaths by the truckload. While some people are writing lists about their favorite moments of the year, I’ve compiled a list of reasons why I’m looking forward to saying sayonara to 2009. So, without further delay, I bring you… 5 reasons 2009 can suck it.

Read it at trashwire.com http://trashwire.com/2009/12/31/5-reasons-2009-can-suck-it/

Today, I spent several hours aimlessly browsing the internet. For some reason or another, I ended up on the wikipedia page of famed TV writer/producer David E. Kelley. I was instantly reminded of the D.V.D.A. song “David Kelley: TV Warrior”… in fact, I can’t even see David E. Kelley’s name in writing without instantly thinking about Trey Parker singing “That’s why David Kelly’s rich and the rest of us are poor!” or the fantastic line about Kelley’s foray into movies: “It was called Lake Placid and it sucked!”

If you are a Trey Parker/Matt Stone fan and have not heard this song, you have been deprived of a great joy. There are no studio recordings of the song, just a couple bootlegs from a live show they did way back in 2000. But thankfully, we have the internet… and so I present to you…. “David Kelley: TV Warrior”

Do you remember the time (couldn’t resist!) when Michael Jackson did a voice on The Simpsons? Remember how everyone was excited to hear him sing “Happy Birthday Lisa” on the show, but he wasn’t allowed to because of contract restrictions so they had a sound-alike do it? Well now, thanks to YouTube, we have a version of the song by the REAL Michael Jackson. Check it out!

Because I’m totally obsessed with Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington… and because Ricky makes a perfect fake David Bowie…