My mom recently said these things and I thought they were funny. I’ve been saving up these little Pat Sue gems for months and now, here they are:

“You’re too old! Take your support hose and get the fuck out of here!”
on Madonna

“Right on for terra-cotta.”
on it being a “green process” as featured on Dirty Jobs.

“I’ll do a lot, but I won’t do experimental.”
on different genres of film.