Boulder’s Daily Camera ran the greatest news story in months today!

It’s about a guy who assaulted a woman, then got naked, fled the scene and claimed he had no memory of the event.

Here’s a few highlights…

Disselhorst, whom the victim described as a “hippie” wearing a tie-dye shirt, khaki shorts and Chicago Bears Crocs, came to her window, grabbed her chest and asked, “Do you like that, (expletive)?” police reported.

When several drivers pulled over to help, police said, Disselhorst stripped his clothes and fled the scene.

I just like that this dude’s excuse is that he doesn’t remember. Does he think no one has ever tried that lie before? I also love that there is probably a police report somewhere that contains the phrase “a hippie grabbed my chest!”